Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.
i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
ALL ART BY THE SUPER AWESOME AND TOTALLY NOT GOING TO TRY AND KILL ME FOR THIS MATT_RAT
…please don’t sue D:
Side note: Comic 4, totally me and the girlfriend all the time.
Why don’t balloons fly when I Blow them up?
Everywhere else they are always floating but mine fall when I blow them up? Is the oxygen in my breathing not good enough? Should I go to a doctor
it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob
what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob
Because we have vaginas
tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows
WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME CUTE I JUST [PUNCHES HOLE THROUGH BRICK WALL WHILE KISSING U ON THE CHEEK]